found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I deserve this hangover.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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