The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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