You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
why do cheetos always look like penises
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I think I sprained my soul last night
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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