Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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