I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
