The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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