Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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