I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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