Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
jump out the window naked night went bad
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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