There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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