i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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