All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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