dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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