Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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