If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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