Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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