Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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