So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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