Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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