Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
he had hair everywhere except his balls
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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