$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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