did you get engaged???
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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