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I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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