I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Randomize
