You really coming over, don't trick.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
