No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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