called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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