That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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