doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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