god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Randomize
