if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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