the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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