How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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