So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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