Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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