There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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