google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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