dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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