Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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