I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I had to cum in my sink.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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