belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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