Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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