weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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