How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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