Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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