I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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