My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
this just has baby written all over it
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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