You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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