I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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