Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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