Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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