She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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