k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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