Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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